—Speaking Of Which...—
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Ashley

Minnesota

Pharmacy Technician

Pizza Driver

Barista

California Bound [2015]

There's gotta be more than this
1 day ago - (6314)

(Source: laracrofts)

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Thank you! Yeah I definitely need to carry my water bottle around more often. I feel fantastic though so far, I have quite a bit more energy now than I did before all of this. I love it :]

Thank you! Yeah I definitely need to carry my water bottle around more often. I feel fantastic though so far, I have quite a bit more energy now than I did before all of this. I love it :]

1 day ago - (202948)

clannyphantom:

you’re all a lot hotter than you think

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autopilot-disengaged:

definitivelysarah:

"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit

1 day ago - (58048)

dulect:

wow they really did adapt frozen well

1 day ago - (59736)

susemoji:

snapchatmi:

Some of my snapchats~

have you thought of capitalising on your skills

(Source: cryptids)

1 day ago - (66538)
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basketc8se:

tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

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thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

(Source: oldresidentdistrict)

1 day ago - (4)

I just took my measurements, and only after 5 days of working out and and eating healthy, I’m down a few inches in certain spots. This is fantastic, actually seeing proof of the improvement is going to make this “journey” a lot easier to tackle
:]

1 day ago - (33047)

lindsaylohoean:

all the people around me are falling in love and im just here falling asleep

1 day ago - (0)

btw I’m so tired right now, I couldn’t sleep for the love of Poseidon last night so now here I am in a very uncomfortable state where I want to sleep but I can’t because I have work at 6 and I don’t like this feeling at all…..

1 day ago - (1)

I just applied to North Memorial.

Fingers crossed!